simba-3.2

Re-measured 2026-09-21: two n=30 sweeps at concurrency 1 from US East, p50 82 and 87, p90 102 and 104. The pair missed the ≥90%-within-10% publish gate at 3/4 — the one failure is the co-swept deepgram:aura-2 anchor (26%), not this row, which agreed to 5.9% here and 0.0% on an earlier pair. Eight sweeps across two regions span 82–90ms, and a vendor-direct probe reads 56ms from the same region.

Fined:

• fatal · currency — never said “four hundred fifty thousand” (49 of 49 transcripts)

→ we sent “The budget is $450K for the year.”

→ it said “The budget is four hundred and fifty k for the year.”

• fatal · decimals — dropped the minus sign (7 of 7 transcripts)

→ we sent “Growth slowed to -0.5% this month.”

→ it said “Growth slowed to 0.5% this month.”

• fatal · large numbers — never said “one million one” (49 of 49 transcripts)

→ we sent “We logged 1,000,001 events overnight.”

→ it said “We logged a thousand thousand one events overnight.”

+ 28 more fined

Vendor list (Starter tier); $6–8 per 1M at Pro/Scale volume.